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Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama llama.
who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.Yes, I am that llama
That llama you despise
With those big ass eyes
And them luscious thighs
Boobs that swing and sway
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, 
Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama llama.Back to the basics
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama
Mama, llama
Hold up! Wait a minute
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama llama drop it, drop it
Don't, stop it, stop it
Llama llama pop it, pop it
Like a rocket, rocket1, 2, 4, 3
None of these llamas look better than me
And don't be mad
Don't be mean
Because I'm on your TV
Like "oh my god, who is she?"
I'm that llama you can't be
Five star llama starting drama
Like a big fat mama llama
Eenie meenie miney mo
Seduce a llama like a pro
Suck a cock and bust his balls
And if he hollers let me know
Cause Imma take that llama home
Happy llama, sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama
Bring it back one more time in
La-looking like a diamond
My llama is so giant
You don't like me stay silent
Running through the fields
With my woes where I belong
And if you hated me you wouldn't be
Singing this stupid song like
Happy llama, mad llama
Extremely depressed llama
Crazy llama, baby llama
Big fat lazy llama
Happy llama, rad llama
Extremely possessed llama
Hungry llama, grandma llama
Big fat pajama llama,
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama llama. who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch. Yes, I am that llama
That llama you despise
With those big ass eyes
And them luscious thighs
I mean, yes look at me 
Big Boobs, Luscious Thighs
Suck your cock, hit your balls, make you cry
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new  llama
Hold up! Wait a minute
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Like a rocket, rocket 1, 2, 4, 3
None of these llamas look better than me
And don't be mad
Don't be mean
Because I'm on your TV
Like "oh my god, who is she?"
I'm that llama you can't be
Five star llama starting drama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama
My llama is so giant
You don't like me stay silent
Running through the fields
With my woes where I belong
Super Llama, Drama Llama, Big Fat Mama Llama!
Baby Llama, Crazy Llama, Don’t Forget Barack O Llama
Fish, Fish MORE Fish, Turtle Uh Unicorn Peacock!
Camel.
Bad camel!
Happy camel, sad camel
Totally rad camel
Super camel
Drama camel
Big fat mama camel.
Moose
Fish
Turtle.
Like "oh my god, who is she?"
I'm that llama you can't be
Wet ass pussy sucks your cock,
Put a baby in my womb
Seduce a llama like a pro
Suck his cock and bust his balls,
And if he hollers let me know
Cause Imma take that llama home
Extremely possessed llama
Hungry llama, grandma llama
Big fat pajama llama
Happy llama, sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama
With swinging boobs and luscious thighs
Kick the balls and make him cry!

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